Ray, you are pathetic

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Who is Ray?

«Ray, seriously, can’t you just take a breath before jumping into a thousand projects you don’t know squat about?» Ray’s always looking for the next quick buck, especially now that sports betting and paid gurus are old news. He’s got his sights set on the latest get-rich-quick scheme, and this time, Ray is not willing to stay at the back of the pack, it’s time to succeed.

The thing about Ray is, he’s a paradox. He won’t believe a single well-confirmed piece of info, but let a scam artist sweet-talk him with promises of instant wealth, and he’s all in.

And then, just when he was about to throw in the towel, Walter appeared on an ad during a technical analysis video. «Are you interested in discovering the next big thing and make a x100?»  The ad’s promises of getting rich quick, and Ray was all but salivating… The rest, as they say, is history.

Ray is your typical ‘almost-made-it’ guy. He’ll tell you again and again about the times he was on the brink of striking it rich…only for some disaster to swoop in and snatch it away. Like a bitter hermit, he uses social media as his soapbox to criticize everything under the sun, all while hiding behind a pseudonym.

Stuck in a past that’s nothing to brag about and sabotaging his own future, Ray’s a study in jealousy and frustration. He’s sick and tired of always being the last one to the party, but keeps promising himself «this time will be different».

Ray, buddy, you’re a piece of work.

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